No Rest for the Wicked

pmastamonkmonk:

Switzerland does underwear ads RIGHT.

god it’s like a gay mass orgy with paint. I’m turning red watching this XD how must it have been to film this? I couldn’t do this with a straight face.

Who d’ya call Pinhead??

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
elle bishop | heroes

27teacups:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

It’s like a sleeping bag.

youve got to give credit to the brand though omg
they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator

27teacups:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

It’s like a sleeping bag.

youve got to give credit to the brand though omg

they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator

in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

designedmyuniverse:

Game of Thrones intro played on dog toys.

SUCK ON THAT, VIOLIN MAN.

No I am not bitter someone beat me to that.